the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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