Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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