Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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