I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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