I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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