the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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