There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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