My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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