i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just had sex on a roof
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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