Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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