I just saw a hot homeless man
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
