she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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