windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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