Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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