Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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