The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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