Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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