Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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