is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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