are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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