this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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