My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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