Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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