last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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