I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
did you just send me my own nude
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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