we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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