The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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