none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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