So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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