belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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