Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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