i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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