Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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