Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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