my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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