I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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