Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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