People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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