Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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