There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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