On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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