Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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