I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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