Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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