Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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