What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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