on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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