I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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