she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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