i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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