Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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