Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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