At least make sure they are 18
Why
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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