Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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