dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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