Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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