It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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